Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Randomize
