craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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