out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He's a Shit stain on my heart
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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