OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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