Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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