420 ftw
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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