i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize