i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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