I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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