Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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