If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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