it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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