I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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