I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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