I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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