May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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