You don't have asthma, your pregnant
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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