Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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