I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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