We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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