Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
