I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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