So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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