My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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