At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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