Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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