Dual....:-)
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
