She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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