I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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