That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops