so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
two words...techno handjob
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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