My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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