3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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