What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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