dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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