NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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