Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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