My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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