wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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