i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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