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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
