You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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