so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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