Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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