I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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