I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
