seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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