yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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