i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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