it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
