listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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