Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
too bad you live with your parents still
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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