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He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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