Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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