And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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