I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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