This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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