Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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