Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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